Stack sats monthly. Let smart contracts be your financial discipline coach. No more "I'll start saving next month" excuses.
No fluff, no BS. Just tools to get you to the beach faster.
Like a fitness tracker, but for your retirement. Watch those green bars grow (way more satisfying than step counts).
We can't run off to the Bahamas with your Bitcoin. That's your job after you retire.
For real emergencies only. The contract will guilt-trip you about the impact on your retirement date.
Set it and forget it. Like a slow cooker for wealth, but with better returns than your crockpot recipes.
Compound interest is the 8th wonder of the world. Einstein said that. Or maybe it was a Bitcoin maxi. Same difference.
Like getting an allowance from your parents, except you're the parent and the child. And also retired at 30.
Simpler than your morning coffee order. More reliable than your gym buddy.
Two phases. One goal: make work optional.
Assumes contract slippage ladder and 30-day months. Not financial advice.
Remember that gym membership you swore you'd use? Yeah, we both know how that went. Smart contracts are like having a financial trainer who won't accept your excuses.
Life happens. Emergency withdrawals are available, but the smart contract will show you exactly how many extra months you'll need to work. Spoiler: that new PS5 probably isn't an emergency.
Because we're building retirement plans, not gambling at a casino. Bitcoin is the OG, battle-tested, and doesn't have a CEO who can rug pull you on Twitter.
Nope! It's all smart contracts. We literally can't touch your funds even if we wanted to (which we don't, we're too busy planning our own early retirement).
Retire at 35? 40? The math still works! Unless you're already 65, in which case... congrats on discovering crypto, grandpa!
Your future self will thank you. Your boss won't. But who cares what they think when you're retired?